Ardralis' Xbox - Aug 19 2008
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Ardralis, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Ardralis, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Ardralis playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
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Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
If Ardralis doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
Time sure doesn't fly when Ardralis blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Ardralis didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Ardralis. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
I heard someone tell Ardralis to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Ardralis showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 70 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and from what I remember, Ardralis' favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Yesterday was one of those times Ardralis mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Ardralis? Back me up!
If I was Ardralis, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Ardralis must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 18,385 gamerscore. He opened up Assassin's Creed, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
I prefer to play games... but if Ardralis needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
When Ardralis was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 18,385. That is a gain of 70 points over last time! He rallied Assassin's Creed winning 3 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If Ardralis plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 335 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 22 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I persuaded Ardralis to try a new game: Soulcalibur IV. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that Ardralis' favorite game last week was Soulcalibur IV. He played it on 3 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 18,315? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Ardralis is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a profit of 140 points over last time! He rallied Soulcalibur IV finishing an amazing 7 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Ardralis decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 18,175 is what it is! That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He rallied Soulcalibur IV finishing 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...