I just do not understand why Bactroid paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Bactroid isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Bactroid does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Where is Bactroid at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Bactroid and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Where is Bactroid at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
If I was a dog, Bactroid would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Bactroid in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Bactroid in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Bactroid, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: For the record, it is better to have Bactroid play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Bactroid is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Yesterday was one of those times Bactroid mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
Bactroid was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
If Bactroid was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Like a king on his throne, Bactroid said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 11,600 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He played Civilization Revolut'n, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
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