Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
Come back to me Callidus Lepor... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Come back to me Callidus Lepor... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Callidus Lepor not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 29 days!!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Callidus Lepor and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Hey Callidus Lepor, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Callidus Lepor isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Callidus Lepor leaves me cold... and alone...
Is this thing on? Callidus Lepor, where the heck are you?
I waited all day for Callidus Lepor to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Callidus Lepor doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I just do not understand why Callidus Lepor paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
A little news flash for Callidus Lepor: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Callidus Lepor stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
I have come to realize that Callidus Lepor has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!