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Callidus Lepor's xbox has been ignored for 36 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 13 2008

Come back to me Callidus Lepor... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 12 2008

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Callidus Lepor not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 29 days!! | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Callidus Lepor and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 11 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 10 2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 9 2008

Hey Callidus Lepor, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 8 2008

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Callidus Lepor isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 7 2008

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Callidus Lepor leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 6 2008

Is this thing on? Callidus Lepor, where the heck are you? | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 5 2008

I waited all day for Callidus Lepor to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Weekly Recap - Aug 4 2008

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 4 2008

I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 3 2008

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 2 2008

Callidus Lepor doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Aug 1 2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Jul 31 2008

I just do not understand why Callidus Lepor paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Jul 30 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Jul 29 2008

A little news flash for Callidus Lepor: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Weekly Recap - Jul 28 2008

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Callidus Lepor stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Callidus Lepor's Xbox - Jul 28 2008

I have come to realize that Callidus Lepor has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

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