Dansker's Xbox 360 can blog

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 19 2008

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Dansker isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 18 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Dansker in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 17 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Dansker in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 16 2008

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 15 2008

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Dansker is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Dansker's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2008

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 14 2008

I was waiting for Dansker to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Dansker is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 13 2008

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Dansker is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 12 2008

Dansker didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 11 2008

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 6 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 10 2008

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 9 2008

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Dansker, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 8 2008

If I was Dansker, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Dansker's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have Dansker play one day than to have never played last week at all. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 7 2008

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 6 2008

While Dansker was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 5 2008

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 4 2008

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Dansker might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 6,055 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rocked out to Call of Duty 4, Frontlines:Fuel of War, and Dansker won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 3 2008

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Dansker's Xbox - Jul 2 2008

If Dansker was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

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