A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Hey DatWunDude, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Is this thing on? DatWunDude, where the heck are you?
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought DatWunDude might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
23 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. DatWunDude is the only one that can give me what I need!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how DatWunDude digs on that!
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but DatWunDude not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!!
If you would have told me that DatWunDude would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Fear me DatWunDude... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have come to realize that DatWunDude has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
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