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Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 8 2008

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Deputy Schrute? Back me up! | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Deputy Schrute only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 7 2008

Deputy Schrute likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 43,364 to be as cool as him. He rallied Assassin's Creed, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 6 2008

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 5 2008

I only have one request... If Deputy Schrute isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 4 2008

If I was a dog, Deputy Schrute would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 3 2008

If I was a dog, Deputy Schrute would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 2 2008

Is this thing on? Deputy Schrute, where the heck are you? | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jul 1 2008

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Deputy Schrute... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Weekly Recap - Jun 30 2008

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Deputy Schrute and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 30 2008

If Deputy Schrute doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 29 2008

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Deputy Schrute is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 28 2008

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 27 2008

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 26 2008

Hey Deputy Schrute, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 25 2008

It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Deputy Schrute out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 24 2008

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Deputy Schrute? Back me up! | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Weekly Recap - Jun 23 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Deputy Schrute played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 40 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, I think we can all agree that Deputy Schrute was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of Gears of War. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 23 2008

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Deputy Schrute yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

Deputy Schrute's Xbox - Jun 22 2008

While Deputy Schrute was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

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