Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 20 2008
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Dimorphic's gaming on! Gamer score is 19,841. That is a boost of 35 points over last time! He played BF: Bad Company, DBZ: BURST LIMIT adding 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 19 2008
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Dimorphic came to play. Gamer score stands at 19,806. He rocked out to BF: Bad Company, DBZ: BURST LIMIT, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 18 2008
Like a king on his throne, Dimorphic said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 19,806 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a gain of 115 points over last time! He made some progress on BF: Bad Company finishing 2 achievements, Halo 3, DBZ: BURST LIMIT finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 17 2008
Like a king on his throne, Dimorphic said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 19,691 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a boost of 120 points over last time! He opened up DBZ: BURST LIMIT picking up an amazing 10 achievements, and then Dimorphic went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 16 2008
Dimorphic showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 19,571. That is a profit of 80 points over last time! He played Halo 3, DBZ: BURST LIMIT picking up an amazing 11 achievements, and after that, called it a day.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 15 2008
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Dimorphic. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 19,491. That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He rallied Halo 3, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Dimorphic's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2008
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week Dimorphic showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 40 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess! Oh, and Dimorphic seems obsessed with first-person shooters lately... You can tell because Halo 3 was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 14 2008
When you get right down to it, when Dimorphic decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 19,486 and always improving! He opened up Halo 3, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 13 2008
So I have a new gamer picture in case none of you loyal readers noticed. Jury is still out on the cool factor. It is somewhere between awesome and cheese-factor-four. I am sure it will grow on me. In gaming related news... Wow... Dimorphic must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 12 2008
Dimorphic must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... And so ends the 20 day streak. So sad...
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 11 2008
New picture in the house... I have come to realize that whatever picture I have, it is twice as cool as when you try and wear the same one... so don't even try. Give up now! In gaming related news... Dimorphic decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 19,486 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He rallied DiRTâ„¢, BF: Bad Company finishing 1 achievement, Halo 3, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? In the now-you-know department, I really thought that gaming 20 days in a row would hurt... but it actually felt good... it felt warm... like butter straight out of the microwave. Yay! We get a badge! Look at it and weep!
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 10 2008
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Dimorphic showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 19,476. He rallied BF: Bad Company, SOULCALIBUR, and then Dimorphic developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 9 2008
A good gamerpic is like art... everyone has a different opinion about what is good. Too bad I am right and the rest of you are all tasteless suckers... this is the best pic ever. Admit it! In gaming related news... I heard someone tell Dimorphic to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 19,476 points. He played Halo 3, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 8 2008
Like a king on his throne, Dimorphic said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 19,476 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He rallied DiRTâ„¢ winning 2 achievements, Halo 3, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
Dimorphic's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like Dimorphic did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... It was productive... Gamerscore went up 415 points so I am happy. Yay for 26 achievements! w00t! Also, according to the records, Dimorphic's favorite game last week was BF: Bad Company. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 7 2008
Like I always tell Dimorphic, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 19,446 points and on the rise. That is a boost of 80 points over last time! He rocked out to Halo 3, BF: Bad Company gaining 4 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 6 2008
Oh man, Dimorphic was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 19,366 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rocked out to BF: Bad Company, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
In other news, Dimorphic's gamer reputation actually increased a little bit! Someone must have liked playing with him.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 5 2008
Dimorphic needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 19,366. He made some progress on BF: Bad Company, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 4 2008
I told Dimorphic 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 19,366 is in our back pocket. That is a boost of 150 points over last time! He played Halo 3, SOULCALIBUR finishing 5 achievements, DiRTâ„¢ acquiring an amazing 8 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Dimorphic's Xbox - Jul 3 2008
I told Dimorphic 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 19,216. That is an improvement of 75 points over last time! He made some progress on Halo 3, BF: Bad Company acquiring 1 achievement, SOULCALIBUR acquiring 2 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
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