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frankie's xbox has been ignored for 43 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

frankie's Xbox - Aug 24 2008

Is this thing on? frankie, where the heck are you? | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 23 2008

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... frankie? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 22 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn frankie in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 21 2008

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. frankie is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn frankie in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

frankie's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: For the record, it is better to have frankie play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 18 2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 17 2008

I have come to realize that frankie has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 16 2008

I just do not understand why frankie paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 15 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... frankie has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 14 2008

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... frankie? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 13 2008

If I was a dog, frankie would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 12 2008

frankie doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

frankie's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 11 2008

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how frankie digs on that! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 10 2008

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 9 2008

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how frankie digs on that! | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 8 2008

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

frankie's Xbox - Aug 7 2008

I swear that after 14 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

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