frankie's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
Is this thing on? frankie, where the heck are you?
Is this thing on? frankie, where the heck are you?
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... frankie? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn frankie in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. frankie is the only one that can give me what I need!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn frankie in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: For the record, it is better to have frankie play one day than to have never played last week at all. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have come to realize that frankie has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I just do not understand why frankie paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Here I sit broken hearted... frankie has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... frankie? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
If I was a dog, frankie would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
frankie doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how frankie digs on that!
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how frankie digs on that!
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
I swear that after 14 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!