Fug4z1's Xbox - Aug 28 2008
While Fug4z1 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
While Fug4z1 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
If I was Fug4z1, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Other weeks I might complain, but having Fug4z1 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 165 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 11 achievements were worth it I guess!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Too Human. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Fug4z1 brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 1,815 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is an increase of 165 points over last time! He rocked out to Too Human gaining an amazing 11 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Is this thing on? Fug4z1, where the heck are you?
29 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Fug4z1? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Fug4z1 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I swear that after 27 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Here I sit broken hearted... Fug4z1 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I swear that after 25 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Where is Fug4z1 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Fug4z1 is the only one that can give me what I need!
Where is Fug4z1 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Fug4z1 digs on that!
A little news flash for Fug4z1: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Fear me Fug4z1... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Fug4z1 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.