HiroProtagonist's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow HiroProtagonist? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow HiroProtagonist? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
HiroProtagonist had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 28,260 points. He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I told HiroProtagonist that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 5 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Galaga Legions. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, according to the records, HiroProtagonist's favorite game last week was Galaga Legions. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
HiroProtagonist decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 28,260 points of total gamerscore and counting... He opened up Galaga Legions, Geometry Wars Evolved², and oh... don't tell HiroProtagonist this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
HiroProtagonist brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 28,260 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on Galaga Legions gaining 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on HiroProtagonist... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what HiroProtagonist is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
I prefer to play games... but if HiroProtagonist needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as HiroProtagonist decided not to show up.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If HiroProtagonist plays 4 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 105 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t! Also, according to the records, HiroProtagonist's favorite game last week was Braid. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
I tried to send HiroProtagonist an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
If HiroProtagonist was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
HiroProtagonist was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 28,255 . That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
HiroProtagonist must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 28,195 gamerscore. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², Braid picking up 2 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface!
HiroProtagonist had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 28,165 points. That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He opened up Braid finishing 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
HiroProtagonist was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that HiroProtagonist showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 95 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 8 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like Braid, and Geon, who can go wrong with that right? Also, I think HiroProtagonist's favorite game last week was Braid. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
HiroProtagonist rocked out with 28,150 points. He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², Braid, and oh... don't tell HiroProtagonist this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!