Jackson The Pro's Xbox - Sep 4 2008
Jackson The Pro didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Jackson The Pro didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Jackson The Pro would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Jackson The Pro is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Jackson The Pro only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 40 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 4 achievements were worth it I guess!
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Jackson The Pro never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Did you see Jackson The Pro yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Jackson The Pro had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Jackson The Pro was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with Jackson The Pro yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
I told Jackson The Pro 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 40. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Aegis Wing acquiring 4 achievements, and after we were done, Jackson The Pro hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Jackson The Pro stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Fear me Jackson The Pro... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Come back to me Jackson The Pro... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Jackson The Pro... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Hey Jackson The Pro, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 10 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Jackson The Pro, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Other weeks I might complain, but having Jackson The Pro only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!