JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 20 2008
I swear that after 27 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 19 2008
I have now endured 26 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 18 2008
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 17 2008
Hey JoBildo, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 16 2008
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. JoBildo is the only one that can give me what I need!
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 15 2008
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
JoBildo's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2008
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought JoBildo might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 14 2008
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that JoBildo isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 13 2008
A little news flash for JoBildo: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 12 2008
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how JoBildo digs on that!
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 11 2008
I just do not understand why JoBildo paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 10 2008
If you would have told me that JoBildo would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 9 2008
Here I sit broken hearted... JoBildo has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 8 2008
Come back to me JoBildo... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
JoBildo's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 7 2008
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... JoBildo? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 6 2008
Fear me JoBildo... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 5 2008
If I was a dog, JoBildo would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 4 2008
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
JoBildo's Xbox - Jul 3 2008
If JoBildo doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
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