Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 8 2008
A good gamerpic is like art... everyone has a different opinion about what is good. Too bad I am right and the rest of you are all tasteless suckers... this is the best pic ever. Admit it! In gaming related news... I love to game, you love to game, Johnus Maximus loves to game, we all love to game! 29,140 points FTW!!! That is a boost of 85 points over last time! He rocked out to Civilization Revolut'n gaining 4 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Johnus Maximus' Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week Johnus Maximus showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 525 points which was nice. Getting 33 achievements has that effect. Also, I think we can all agree that Johnus Maximus' favorite game last week was Civilization Revolut'n. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 7 2008
Johnus Maximus is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 29,055 gamer score! He made some progress on Halo 3, Civilization Revolut'n, and I thought Johnus Maximus injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Also, remember the challenge that Johnus Maximus was participating in? It has wrapped up. It wasn't even a challenge really. It was more like a declaration of experience and skill as Johnus Maximus won it all! I am king of all the land! Bring me the finest meats and cheeses for the victory feast (and some new batteries)!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 6 2008
Johnus Maximus really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 29,055. That is a profit of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on Civilization Revolut'n finishing 2 achievements, Halo 3, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 4 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. That doesn't matter though because Johnus Maximus is beating them all! Number one baby! We're in the home stretch with 24 short hours left! Work for that win!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 5 2008
I told Johnus Maximus 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 29,010 is in our back pocket. That is an improvement of 45 points over last time! We have now entered the 29,000 GS club! He rallied Civilization Revolut'n adding 2 achievements, and after we were done, Johnus Maximus hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to catch up to Illum1na and that 66,342 score... Make it happen Johnus Maximus!!
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Johnus Maximus still has that going on and stuff. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 4 other people involved. I didn't know Johnus Maximus even knew that many people. Current rank out of all those people is number one though. Everyone else is jealous... I feel their hate. With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though...
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 4 2008
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Johnus Maximus hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 28,965. That is an improvement of 95 points over last time! He rocked out to Halo 3, Civilization Revolut'n gaining 5 achievements, and I thought Johnus Maximus injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 3 2008
If Johnus Maximus was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 2 2008
Johnus Maximus is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 28,870. Not too shabby! That is a boost of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Civilization Revolut'n picking up 3 achievements, and oh... don't tell Johnus Maximus this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Oh, I don't know if Johnus Maximus wants me to mention that he has joined a gamerscore challenge! It is called 'Auto Challenge - #11700'. Go check it.
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jul 1 2008
When Johnus Maximus was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 28,820. That is an increase of 290 points over last time! He rocked out to Civilization Revolut'n picking up an amazing 21 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Johnus Maximus' Weekly Recap - Jun 30 2008
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Johnus Maximus played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 470 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 25 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, Johnus Maximus' favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 5 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 30 2008
I told Johnus Maximus 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 28,530 is in our back pocket. That is an increase of 170 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, PROJECT SYLPHEED, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave Wanmookey in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 1,980 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
Oh also, It's all over man! ALL OVER! The gamerscore challenge called 'Auto Challenge - #11363' is through after an intense 5 days. We scraped and clawed our way through a bunch of achievements, but fell shy of the lead, landing at number 2. You know, sometimes someone else just has better cheat codes than you do -- I mean, that's the only explanation for a loss in this challenge!!!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 29 2008
Johnus Maximus brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 28,360 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is an improvement of 140 points over last time! He made some progress on GTA IV gaining an amazing 7 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! There are 4 other people involved. I didn't know Johnus Maximus even knew that many people. Currently Johnus Maximus is hanging on to the number 2 spot. We only have one day to pull out a win... polish off those games and get to work.
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 28 2008
Johnus Maximus was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Johnus Maximus is competing in is on day 3 and we're doing our best to win this thing. If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! There are 4 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Out of everyone, Johnus Maximus is holding on to the number 4 spot. And while we have 2 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 27 2008
I told Johnus Maximus 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 28,220. That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA IV gaining 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that Johnus Maximus is competing in? Check out the progress right now! 4 other people are also involved... which is madness. Out of all those people, Johnus Maximus is currently parked at number 4. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 3 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 26 2008
When you get right down to it, when Johnus Maximus decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 28,180 and always improving! He made some progress on The Orange Box, GTA IV, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... Here is the link: check it. There are 4 other people involved. I didn't know Johnus Maximus even knew that many people. Out of everyone, Johnus Maximus is holding on to the number 5 spot. And while we have 4 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 25 2008
Johnus Maximus showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 28,180. That is an improvement of 85 points over last time! He rocked out to The Orange Box picking up an amazing 7 achievements, GTA IV, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Good thing Johnus Maximus and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to catch up to Illum1na and that 64,772 gamerscore!
Oh, also... we're probably going to see a lot more of Johnus Maximus over the next few days as well. It is because he is in a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #11363'. BRING IT ON!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 24 2008
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Johnus Maximus decided to game. Our score is 28,095 and always improving! That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to The Orange Box finishing 4 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
Johnus Maximus' Weekly Recap - Jun 23 2008
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week Johnus Maximus showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 1040 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 18 achievements can do! Oh, and from what I remember, Johnus Maximus' favorite game last week was X-Men:TheOfficialGame. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 23 2008
Johnus Maximus needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 28,060. That is an improvement of 980 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 28,000 barrier has fallen! He opened up X-Men:TheOfficialGame winning an amazing 12 achievements to conquer the game, and oh... don't tell Johnus Maximus this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Also, remember the challenge that Johnus Maximus was participating in? It has wrapped up. Johnus Maximus didn't manage to get enough points to win... we had to settle for a comfortable spot at number 2. Lucky for us, we can jump right into another challenge and compete for a bigger win. Plus, it just means more time spent on our favorite games and a bigger gamerscore! I guess we won something after all!
Johnus Maximus' Xbox - Jun 22 2008
If I was Johnus Maximus, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... Follow every up and down over here. 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Currently Johnus Maximus is hanging on to the number 4 spot. A great man once said 'Don't call it a comeback!' Though, I suppose you might call it a comeback considering there is only one day left to pull this out!
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