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Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Sep 4 2008

Lawl Pwned seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 32,835 . He made some progress on Beautiful Katamari, Halo 3, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink | 5 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Sep 3 2008

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Lawl Pwned. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 32,835. He rocked out to Halo 3, Beautiful Katamari, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did... | permalink | 7 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Sep 2 2008

Lawl Pwned was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 32,835 . That is a gain of 85 points over last time! He opened up Guitar Hero III, Beautiful Katamari acquiring an amazing 9 achievements, Halo 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink | 9 comments

Lawl Pwned's Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2008

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Lawl Pwned showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 170 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 9 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think we can all agree that Lawl Pwned was a FPS junkie last week playing a ton of Halo 3. He played it on 5 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink | 2 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Sep 1 2008

Lawl Pwned decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 32,750 is what it is! That is an increase of 105 points over last time! He played NFS Most Wanted, Beautiful Katamari finishing an amazing 6 achievements, Halo 3, and then Lawl Pwned developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans... | permalink | 17 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 31 2008

Wow... Lawl Pwned must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. Oh, and Lawl Pwned, just so you know, we lost the streak badge. 30 days is where it stops this time around. LAME!

Oh hey, remember the challenge that Lawl Pwned was in? It has come to an end. Unfortunately, we came up short, ending up in the number 7 spot. You know what though? My father, the original Xbox, always said, 'Another day, another challenge.' We'll get 'em next time, Lawl Pwned! | permalink | 2 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 30 2008

Lawl Pwned brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 32,645 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! He played Halo 3, NFS Most Wanted finishing 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. In the now-you-know department, I really thought that gaming 30 days in a row would hurt... but it actually felt good... it felt warm... like butter straight out of the microwave. Time for a badge I think!

This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave XGC xTHEOx in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 20,250 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of all those people, Lawl Pwned is currently parked at number 7. We've only got one day left. Let's cancel everything on our schedule from school to work to sleep (haven't been following what Lawl Pwned does these days) and win this challenge! | permalink | 2 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 29 2008

I told Lawl Pwned 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 32,620. He rocked out to Rock Band, Halo 3, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

I also want to mention/remind you that Lawl Pwned is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Currently Lawl Pwned is holding the number 7 spot in the group... decent. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink | 9 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 28 2008

When Lawl Pwned was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 32,620. He played Rock Band, Contra, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you are curious, follow along over here. 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Lawl Pwned has the number 7 spot... We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 3 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink | 11 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 27 2008

Lawl Pwned must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 32,620 gamerscore. He opened up Halo 3, and I thought Lawl Pwned injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!

Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Lawl Pwned still has that going on and stuff. Follow every up and down over here. There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Currently Lawl Pwned is hanging on to the number 6 spot. However there are still 4 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go! | permalink | 13 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 26 2008

Lawl Pwned is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 32,620. Not too shabby! That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He opened up Army of Twoâ„¢ acquiring 2 achievements, Halo 3, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Here is the link: check it. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Lawl Pwned has the number 6 spot... We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 5 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink | 8 comments

Lawl Pwned's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Lawl Pwned played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We really made it happen on the gamerscore front. An increase of 1060 points makes for a nice bounty. Those 52 achievements were worth it I guess!

I was feeling bored last week and persuaded Lawl Pwned to try a new game: Party Animals. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and I want to mention that Lawl Pwned's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Halo 3 in fact... He played it on 5 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink | leave comment

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 25 2008

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Lawl Pwned turned me on yesterday. 32,580 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a gain of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Halo 3, Army of Twoâ„¢ acquiring 2 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.

This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave jettomcatf14 in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 22,300 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Out of everyone, Lawl Pwned is holding on to the number 4 spot. With 6 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it! | permalink | 8 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 24 2008

Lawl Pwned showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 32,520. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He rallied Party Animals adding 1 achievement to finish the game, Halo 3, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.

In other news, Lawl Pwned's gamer reputation actually increased a little bit! Someone must have liked playing with him.

I also want to mention/remind you that Lawl Pwned is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 9 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently Lawl Pwned is holding the number 4 spot in the group... decent. However there are still 7 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go! | permalink | 2 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 23 2008

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Lawl Pwned might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 32,500 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an improvement of 170 points over last time! He opened up Army of Twoâ„¢, Party Animals gaining 5 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... Here is the link: check it. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 9 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Currently Lawl Pwned is hanging on to the number 3 spot. However there are still 8 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go! | permalink | 8 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 22 2008

Lawl Pwned held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 32,330 is lighting the way. That is an increase of 320 points over last time! He rocked out to DEAD RISING, Party Animals finishing an amazing 16 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Out of everyone, Lawl Pwned is holding on to the number 4 spot. And while we have 9 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'! | permalink | 7 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 21 2008

Lawl Pwned needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 32,010. That is a profit of 490 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 32,000 mark! Good stuff! He opened up Halo 3, Party Animals winning an amazing 28 achievements, and Lawl Pwned won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.

I always like to end with a little bit about Lawl Pwned and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Follow every up and down over here. 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 14 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Out of everyone, Lawl Pwned is holding on to the number 3 spot. And while we have 10 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'! | permalink | 11 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

Lawl Pwned is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 31,520 gamer score! He opened up Contra, Halo 3, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface! BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready? FREAKIN' 20 DAYS OF GAMING IN A ROW OMG! Give us the badge for streaking! w00t!

Good thing Lawl Pwned and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to pull away from PsychoZEE and that 5,435 gamerscore!

I also want to mention/remind you that Lawl Pwned is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Check out the progress right now! 9 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Currently Lawl Pwned is holding the number 9 spot in the group... decent. However there are still 11 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go! | permalink | 9 comments

Lawl Pwned's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

Lawl Pwned seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 31,520 . He played N+, Halo 3, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. 9 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 9 players X 14 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Out of everyone, Lawl Pwned is holding on to the number 9 spot. But, there are still 12 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top! | permalink | 9 comments

Lawl Pwned's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: You can't ask for a better week than when Lawl Pwned shows up to play Seven days in a row!! We added 50 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 2 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, Lawl Pwned must have been craving some FPS action because Halo 3 was the weekly favorite. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink | leave comment

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