MADSniper1993's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with MADSniper1993. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 8,090. That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to Assassin's Creed finishing 2 achievements, and MADSniper1993 won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since MADSniper1993 did not do their part today and play a game or two.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that MADSniper1993 showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 10 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess! Also, I think we can all agree that MADSniper1993 was an RPG junkie last week playing a ton of Oblivion. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
MADSniper1993 had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Yesterday, MADSniper1993 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
I saw MADSniper1993 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 8,045 points and climbing. He rallied Oblivion, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
I told MADSniper1993 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 8,045 is in our back pocket. He rallied Oblivion, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Like a king on his throne, MADSniper1993 said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 8,045 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He played Oblivion winning 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
MADSniper1993 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 8,035 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Oblivion, The Orange Box, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as MADSniper1993 decided not to show up.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If MADSniper1993 plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 60 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
MADSniper1993, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I told MADSniper1993 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 8,035 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 60 points over last time! We have now entered the 8,000 GS club! He rallied Gears of War finishing 2 achievements, GTA IV, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
If MADSniper1993 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
MADSniper1993 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox MADSniper1993? Do you?
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about MADSniper1993 in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...