Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 20 2008
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Odwalla showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 3,785. He opened up Crackdown, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 19 2008
I only have one request... If Odwalla isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 18 2008
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 17 2008
Odwalla doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 16 2008
Here I sit broken hearted... Odwalla has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 15 2008
15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Odwalla's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2008
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Odwalla stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 14 2008
Odwalla doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 13 2008
I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 12 2008
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 11 2008
I have come to realize that Odwalla has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 10 2008
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Odwalla, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 9 2008
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 8 2008
If Odwalla doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Odwalla's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Odwalla stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 7 2008
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 6 2008
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Odwalla never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 5 2008
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Odwalla never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 4 2008
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Odwalla's Xbox - Jul 3 2008
If Odwalla was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
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