OneTrikStory's Xbox - Jul 8 2008
Come back to me OneTrikStory... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Come back to me OneTrikStory... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how OneTrikStory digs on that!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn OneTrikStory in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
I waited all day for OneTrikStory to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I only have one request... If OneTrikStory isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
OneTrikStory would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me OneTrikStory, feed me!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought OneTrikStory might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
OneTrikStory didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. OneTrikStory needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 5 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with OneTrikStory, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Yesterday, OneTrikStory decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow OneTrikStory? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Yesterday, OneTrikStory decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: OneTrikStory played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out. Also, I think OneTrikStory's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
OneTrikStory had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after OneTrikStory played yesterday with his gamerscore of 19,690 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He made some progress on GTA IV, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.