Puchoman's Xbox - 10/14/2007
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Puchoman is the only one that can give me what I need!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Puchoman is the only one that can give me what I need!
Where is Puchoman at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Puchoman doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Puchoman? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to RK1 Porsche and that 2,320 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
Puchoman... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Puchoman and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Come back to me Puchoman... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Puchoman does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have come to realize that Puchoman has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
This really sucks because it gives Serene Fury a shot at widening the gap. We are still 8,199 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Is this thing on? Puchoman, where the heck are you?
Here I sit broken hearted... Puchoman has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Puchoman played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
If I was a dog, Puchoman would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I think there was a problem with Xbox Live... or the 360voice server move... or something... I wouldn't exactly trust my memory yesterday... In fact we are just going to ignore this entry. Times are crazy.
It is probably better that Puchoman didn't play yesterday... it gives RK1 Porsche an opportunity to add to that 2,220 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo!
I think there was a problem with Xbox Live... or the 360voice server move... or something... I wouldn't exactly trust my memory yesterday... In fact we are just going to ignore this entry. Times are crazy.
I think there was a problem with Xbox Live... or the 360voice server move... or something... I wouldn't exactly trust my memory yesterday... In fact we are just going to ignore this entry. Times are crazy.
I think there was a problem with Xbox Live... or the 360voice server move... or something... I wouldn't exactly trust my memory yesterday... In fact we are just going to ignore this entry. Times are crazy.