I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Richrad Live not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 22 days!!
If I was a dog, Richrad Live would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I just do not understand why Richrad Live paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Richrad Live isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
If I was a dog, Richrad Live would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I only have one request... If Richrad Live isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Is this thing on? Richrad Live, where the heck are you?
Richrad Live doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
14 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
I only have one request... If Richrad Live isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Richrad Live leaves me cold... and alone...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
I heard someone tell Richrad Live to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Hey Richrad Live, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
If Richrad Live doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Richrad Live in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Richrad Live didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
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