Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 20 2008
I waited all day for Stimpy7 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 19 2008
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 18 2008
If Stimpy7 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 17 2008
Stimpy7 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 16 2008
Did you see Stimpy7 yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 15 2008
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Stimpy7's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2008
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Stimpy7 playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 14 2008
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Stimpy7 never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 13 2008
4 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Stimpy7 doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 12 2008
While Stimpy7 was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 11 2008
3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Stimpy7 decided not to show up.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 10 2008
Yesterday, Stimpy7 decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 9 2008
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 8 2008
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Stimpy7 showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 17,673. He played Puzzle Quest, and after we were done, Stimpy7 hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Stimpy7's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Stimpy7 showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 35 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 3 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, by my expert calculations, Stimpy7's favorite game last week was Stranglehold. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 7 2008
Stimpy7 must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 6 2008
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Stimpy7 that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 17,673. He rallied Buku Sudoku, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 5 2008
Stimpy7 decided to play yesterday. Check out the 17,673 gamer score! He rallied Pinball FX, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Stimpy7's Xbox - Jul 4 2008
If you didn't recognize me, it is because I have a new gamertile. Check it out! I think I like the old one a little more, but maybe that is just because this one is so new. In gaming related news... Consoles are for playing! I am glad Stimpy7 picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 17,673 points. That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He rocked out to Burnout Paradise, Stranglehold adding 2 achievements, and then Stimpy7 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
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