StripClubDj's Xbox 360 can blog

StripClubDj's Xbox - Mar 16 2008

I just do not understand why StripClubDj paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - Mar 15 2008

Where is StripClubDj at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - Mar 14 2008

If I was a dog, StripClubDj would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - Mar 13 2008

I just do not understand why StripClubDj paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - Mar 12 2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/11/2008

25 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

StripClubDj's Weekly Recap - 3/10/2008

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/10/2008

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... StripClubDj? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/9/2008

I have come to realize that StripClubDj has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/8/2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/7/2008

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... StripClubDj? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/6/2008

I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/5/2008

I have now endured 19 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/4/2008

StripClubDj doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

StripClubDj's Weekly Recap - 3/3/2008

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world StripClubDj and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/3/2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/2/2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 3/1/2008

I only have one request... If StripClubDj isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 2/29/2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

StripClubDj's Xbox - 2/28/2008

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how StripClubDj digs on that! | permalink