Ten Stitches is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 13,385. Not too shabby! He made some progress on GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, and oh... don't tell Ten Stitches this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Ten Stitches played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! Our gamerscore saw a 395 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 17 achievements can do! Oh, and from what I remember, Ten Stitches' favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 7 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Ten Stitches likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 13,385 to be as cool as him. He opened up GTA IV, Call of Duty 4, and then Ten Stitches developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Ten Stitches. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 13,385. That is a boost of 135 points over last time! He made some progress on Call of Duty 2, GTA IV picking up 5 achievements, Call of Duty 4, and that was that.
Oh man, Ten Stitches was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 13,250 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He made some progress on GTA IV adding 3 achievements, Call of Duty 4, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Hmmm... I just realized... Ten Stitches must not have anything major going on in his life right now because we have gamed 10 days in a row! Can you believe it? Give us the badge for streaking! w00t!
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Ten Stitches. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 13,180. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied GTA IV winning 2 achievements, Call of Duty 4, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave Impulse II in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 8,710 point cushion is not nearly enough for me...
Ten Stitches decided to play yesterday. Check out the 13,110 gamer score! That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 4, GTA IV acquiring 3 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Ten Stitches showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 13,080. That is a gain of 80 points over last time! He played Call of Duty 4, GTA IV acquiring 3 achievements, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad.
New picture in the house... I have come to realize that whatever picture I have, it is twice as cool as when you try and wear the same one... so don't even try. Give up now! In gaming related news... Oh man, Ten Stitches was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 13,000 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 13,000 barrier has fallen! He played GTA IV finishing 1 achievement, Call of Duty 4, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Ten Stitches!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: So yeah... Last week Ten Stitches showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 160 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 14 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was GTA IV. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, by my expert calculations, Ten Stitches' favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 5 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Ten Stitches that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 12,990. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 4, GTA IV adding an amazing 6 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Ten Stitches showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 12,920. That is an improvement of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on Call of Duty 2, GTA IV finishing 1 achievement, Call of Duty 4, and after we were done, Ten Stitches hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to prevent Tehmuffinator from leaving us in the dust. Call me crazy, but that 5,340 point deficit is totally doable...
Ten Stitches must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 12,915 gamerscore. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Call of Duty 2, GTA IV finishing 2 achievements, Call of Duty 4, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Ten Stitches had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 12,900 points. That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He opened up Call of Duty 2, Call of Duty 4, GTA IV winning 3 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up Ten Stitches!
My power supply almost exploded! Ten Stitches turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 12,875 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He played GTA IV adding 2 achievements, Call of Duty 4, Call of Duty 2, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Ten Stitches isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
This really sucks because it gives xStaIkinGruntx a shot at widening the gap. We are still 25,075 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Ten Stitches might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I just do not understand why Ten Stitches paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
14 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
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