Textuality's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Textuality picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 14,237 points. That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He opened up Castle Crashers gaining 2 achievements, Zuma, Puzzle Quest, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that Textuality is competing in is on day 2 and we're doing our best to win this thing. If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Currently Textuality and I are on top of the challenge mountain... it's so beautiful, and high. I can see my house from here. Is that an airplane, or a space shuttle? How's the weather down there? Take a few moments and savor the lead but then we need to get back to gaming! Plenty of time to rest 3 days from now after we've won this thing!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 28 2008
Textuality held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 14,207 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 240 points over last time! Welcome to 14,000!! He opened up Puzzle Quest, Zuma, Lost Odyssey picking up an amazing 6 achievements, Castle Crashers gaining 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface! For those of you counting, Textuality and I have played 90 days in a row... that has to be some kind of record.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Textuality still has that going on and stuff. Here is the link: check it. There are 4 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Currently Textuality and I are on top of the challenge mountain... it's so beautiful, and high. I can see my house from here. Is that an airplane, or a space shuttle? How's the weather down there? No time for defense though... with 4 days left, we'll take the fight to them!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
I saw Textuality walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 13,967 points and climbing. He opened up Fable® II Pub Games, and then Textuality had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Also, Textuality went and accepted a gamerscore challenge, so I'm stocking up on coffee for the overtime I'll be working over the coming days. Check it out... the challenge is called 'Auto Challenge - #14333'.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Textuality turned me on yesterday. 13,967 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He opened up Lost Odyssey, Fable® II Pub Games adding 2 achievements, and that was that.
Textuality's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to Textuality throwing down with the games. We added 150 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 12 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Fable® II Pub Games. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Also, according to the records, Textuality must have been craving RPGs because Lost Odyssey was the weekly favorite. He played it on 7 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
Textuality showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 13,937. Up up and away right? He opened up Lost Odyssey, and oh... don't tell Textuality this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
Oh hey, remember the challenge that Textuality was in? It has come to an end. Textuality didn't manage to get enough points to win... we had to settle for a comfortable spot at number 2. You know, sometimes someone else just has better cheat codes than you do -- I mean, that's the only explanation for a loss in this challenge!!!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
Textuality must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 13,937 gamerscore. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He played Lost Odyssey gaining 1 achievement, Hexic HD, Ikaruga, Zuma, Undertow, SWOS, Switchball, Fable® II Pub Games winning 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 4 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Out of all those people, Textuality is currently parked at number 2. We only have one day to pull out a win... polish off those games and get to work.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
Textuality brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 13,917 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a gain of 100 points over last time! He rocked out to Fable® II Pub Games winning 4 achievements, Lost Odyssey acquiring 2 achievements, EXIT gaining 1 achievement, Alien Hominid HD, Assault Heroes, Bomberman LIVE, Boom Boom Rocket, Carcassonne, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... Follow every up and down over here. There are 4 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Currently Textuality is hanging on to the number 2 spot. But, there are still 2 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 13,817? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Textuality is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He rallied Lost Odyssey picking up 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that Textuality is competing in? Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. There are 4 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Currently Textuality is holding the number 2 spot in the group... decent. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 3 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
I saw Textuality walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 13,807 points and climbing. That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rallied Lost Odyssey adding 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of everyone, Textuality is holding on to the number 2 spot. With 4 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Textuality picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 13,797 points. He made some progress on Lost Odyssey, and after that, called it a day.
Oh, also... we're probably going to see a lot more of Textuality over the next few days as well. It is because he is in a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #13978'. BRING IT ON!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
Textuality is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 13,797? That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Lost Odyssey gaining 1 achievement, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Textuality's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Textuality and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! Our gamerscore saw a 445 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 24 achievements can do!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! Eternal Sonata, and Golf: Tee It Up!. I want more! I want more! Also, according to the records, Textuality must have been craving RPGs because Lost Odyssey was the weekly favorite. He played it on 7 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 18 2008
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Textuality picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 13,787 points. That is an increase of 100 points over last time! He rocked out to Lost Odyssey picking up an amazing 6 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm... Also, don't tell Textuality I told you this, but we have now gamed 80 days in a row... he doesn't like to share that with others.
Oh, remember the challenge that Textuality was competing in? Well, it's over. Textuality didn't manage to get the win... but I guess number 2 is better than number LAST!!... wait... maybe we are last? How many people are in this thing? Can I count? You know what though? My father, the original Xbox, always said, 'Another day, another challenge.' We'll get 'em next time, Textuality!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 17 2008
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Textuality picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 13,687 points. That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! He played Lost Odyssey acquiring 4 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Textuality still has that going on and stuff. Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! There are 4 other people involved. I didn't know Textuality even knew that many people. Out of all those people, Textuality is currently parked at number 3. While we're sad we can only compete for one more day, it means we can pull out all the stops to achieve complete victory!
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 16 2008
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Textuality decided to game. Our score is 13,647 and always improving! That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He played Zuma, Lost Odyssey winning 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
I also want to mention/remind you that Textuality is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. If you are curious, follow along over here. 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of all those people, Textuality is currently parked at number 2. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 15 2008
I thought Textuality just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 13,617, I should have known that was the case. He rocked out to Lost Odyssey, Golf: Tee It Up!, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
I always like to end with a little bit about Textuality and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. That doesn't matter though because Textuality is beating them all! Number one baby! With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though...
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 14 2008
I heard someone tell Textuality to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 13,617 points. That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He rallied Eternal Sonata, Lost Odyssey, Golf: Tee It Up! gaining 4 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
I also want to mention/remind you that Textuality is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 4 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. That doesn't matter though because Textuality is beating them all! Number one baby! It's good to be in the lead, but there's still 4 days left in the challenge and 4 challengers looking to eclipse our achievements with some of their own.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
Textuality is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 13,547 gamer score! That is a boost of 205 points over last time! He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², Lost Odyssey picking up 2 achievements, Golf: Tee It Up! picking up an amazing 6 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Oh, I don't know if Textuality wants me to mention that he has joined a gamerscore challenge! It is called 'Auto Challenge - #13625'. Go check it.
Textuality's Xbox - Aug 12 2008
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Textuality's gaming on! Gamer score is 13,342. He rallied Lost Odyssey, Geometry Wars Evolved², and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
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