The Popster's Xbox - Jul 20 2008
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. The Popster is the only one that can give me what I need!
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. The Popster is the only one that can give me what I need!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all The Popster does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Where is The Popster at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn The Popster in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
I only have one request... If The Popster isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Fear me The Popster... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
I just do not understand why The Popster paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about The Popster in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
I was waiting for The Popster to show up yesterday and hang out, but she didn't. You know some day The Popster is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then she will see how it feels.
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 8 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
The Popster didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. The Popster needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: The Popster only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like The Popster to do something like that.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since The Popster did not do their part today and play a game or two.