The Subtle Arts' Xbox - Aug 19 2008
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about The Subtle Arts in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about The Subtle Arts in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I have to say I hate weeks like this... The Subtle Arts played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope The Subtle Arts doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what The Subtle Arts is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. The Subtle Arts needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Yesterday was one of those times The Subtle Arts mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to apac69 and that 96,324 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause...
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right The Subtle Arts? Back me up!
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: So yeah... Last week The Subtle Arts showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 235 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 4 achievements can do! Oh, and The Subtle Arts seems obsessed with first-person shooters lately... You can tell because BF: Bad Company was the favorite last week. He played it on 6 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
The Subtle Arts showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 39,916. That is a profit of 15 points over last time! He opened up BF: Bad Company finishing 1 achievement, and that was that.
I told The Subtle Arts 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 39,901 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to BF: Bad Company picking up 1 achievement, and I thought The Subtle Arts injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to catch up to apac69 and that 96,194 score... Make it happen The Subtle Arts!!
Like a king on his throne, The Subtle Arts said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 39,881 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He played BF: Bad Company acquiring 1 achievement, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
I heard someone tell The Subtle Arts to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 39,861 points. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He rallied BF: Bad Company gaining 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when The Subtle Arts decided to game. Our score is 39,846 and always improving! He made some progress on BF: Bad Company, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up The Subtle Arts!
Oh man, The Subtle Arts was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 39,846 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is an improvement of 165 points over last time! He opened up BF: Bad Company, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
This really sucks because it gives BitterDaedalus a shot at closing the gap. We are still 23,927 points ahead but that means nothing to me...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Where is The Subtle Arts at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. The Subtle Arts is the only one that can give me what I need!