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Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Ubuntero is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Ubuntero's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Other weeks I might complain, but having Ubuntero only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 18 2008

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Ubuntero, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 17 2008

Hey Ubuntero, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 16 2008

Ubuntero didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 15 2008

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 14 2008

Ubuntero would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 13 2008

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Ubuntero? Back me up! | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 12 2008

Ubuntero was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Ubuntero's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Ubuntero only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 11 2008

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 10 2008

If I was Ubuntero, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Aug 9 2008

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 3,367? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Ubuntero is mine! All mine! No touchy! He played Geometry Wars Evolved, and oh... don't tell Ubuntero this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Jul 9 2008

Where is Ubuntero at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Jul 8 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... Ubuntero has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Ubuntero's Weekly Recap - Jul 7 2008

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Jul 7 2008

I have come to realize that Ubuntero has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Jul 6 2008

I only have one request... If Ubuntero isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Ubuntero's Xbox - Jul 5 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Ubuntero in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

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