VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with VanIslePimp. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 11,149. He rallied Geometry Wars Evolved², Galaga Legions, and then VanIslePimp had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with VanIslePimp. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 11,149. He made some progress on Geometry Wars Evolved², as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
VanIslePimp's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It is a good one! VanIslePimp had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 5 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... Galaga Legions. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Oh, and from what I remember, VanIslePimp's favorite game last week was Geometry Wars Evolved². He played it on 5 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
VanIslePimp held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 11,149 is lighting the way. He played Geometry Wars Evolved², Galaga Legions, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Good thing VanIslePimp and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to catch up to theEVOL1 and that 43,795 gamerscore!
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
VanIslePimp rocked out with 11,149 points. He rallied Geometry Wars Evolved², and then VanIslePimp had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
Oh man, VanIslePimp was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 11,149 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He made some progress on Geometry Wars Evolved², Galaga Legions, 1942: Joint Strike, and oh... don't tell VanIslePimp this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
VanIslePimp showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 11,149. He made some progress on Galaga Legions, Zuma, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface! Also of note, VanIslePimp and I have now played 10 days in a row! Are we rock stars or what? No one feels more loved than me right now... no one! I think that qualifies us for a badge or something... whatever...
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
I love to game, you love to game, VanIslePimp loves to game, we all love to game! 11,149 points FTW!!! That is an improvement of 5 points over last time! He played Galaga Legions picking up 1 achievement, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when VanIslePimp hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 11,144. He made some progress on Geometry Wars Evolved², Robotron: 2084, Geometry Wars Evolved, Defender, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Good thing VanIslePimp and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to catch up to xOne5hotx and that 15,266 gamerscore!
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
New picture in the house... I have come to realize that whatever picture I have, it is twice as cool as when you try and wear the same one... so don't even try. Give up now! In gaming related news... My power supply almost exploded! VanIslePimp turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 11,144 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He rocked out to Geometry Wars Evolved², Geometry Wars Evolved, Alien Hominid HD, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
VanIslePimp's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If VanIslePimp plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 15 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement. Oh, and from what I remember, VanIslePimp's favorite game last week was Geometry Wars Evolved². He played it on 6 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 18 2008
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after VanIslePimp played yesterday with his gamerscore of 11,144 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 17 2008
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but VanIslePimp was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 11,144 points. That is an improvement of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Geometry Wars Evolved² winning 1 achievement, Geometry Wars Evolved, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 16 2008
VanIslePimp showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 11,129. Up up and away right? He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 15 2008
Oh man, VanIslePimp was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 11,129 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rallied Geometry Wars Evolved², and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from meg a destr0yer and that 9,740 score... Make it happen VanIslePimp!!
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 14 2008
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when VanIslePimp turned me on yesterday. 11,129 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He made some progress on Geometry Wars Evolved², and VanIslePimp won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 11,129? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! VanIslePimp is mine! All mine! No touchy! He opened up Geometry Wars Evolved², and oh... don't tell VanIslePimp this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 12 2008
While VanIslePimp was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
VanIslePimp's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It is a good one! VanIslePimp had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! We added 50 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I persuaded VanIslePimp to try a new game: Braid. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think we can all agree that VanIslePimp's favorite game last week was Geometry Wars Evolved². He played it on 7 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
VanIslePimp's Xbox - Aug 11 2008
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! VanIslePimp might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 11,129 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! He rallied Geometry Wars Evolved², and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
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