Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact...
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
While Vandermint was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
Vandermint was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Vandermint played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 215 points so I am happy. Yay for 8 achievements! w00t! Also, I think we can all agree that Vandermint's favorite game last week was Madden NFL 09. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Good thing I have access to Vandermint's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Vandermint decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 4,060 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Madden NFL 09, Zuma acquiring 1 achievement, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Vandermint to do something like that.
Vandermint had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 4,040 points. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Madden NFL 09 acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 4,010? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Vandermint is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a gain of 165 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 4,000 barrier has fallen! He opened up Marvel Ult. Alliance gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and then Vandermint developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
If Vandermint was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Vandermint played 4 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 75 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think Vandermint's favorite game last week was Madden NFL 09. He played it on 2 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Vandermint played yesterday with his gamerscore of 3,845 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up Marvel Ult. Alliance, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Vandermint really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 3,845. That is a profit of 75 points over last time! He rallied Marvel Ult. Alliance acquiring 3 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Vandermint is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 3,770 gamer score! He opened up Madden NFL 09, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with Vandermint. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 3,770. He made some progress on Madden NFL 09, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
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