Vortex Phoenix's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Vortex Phoenix? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Vortex Phoenix? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
Vortex Phoenix was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 2,265 . That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He rallied Gears of War finishing 3 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Vortex Phoenix digs on that!
If you would have told me that Vortex Phoenix would go 29 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Vortex Phoenix? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Vortex Phoenix not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 27 days!!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Vortex Phoenix digs on that!
If I was a dog, Vortex Phoenix would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Is this thing on? Vortex Phoenix, where the heck are you?
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I have come to realize that Vortex Phoenix has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Vortex Phoenix isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Hey Vortex Phoenix, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Vortex Phoenix is the only one that can give me what I need!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Vortex Phoenix might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Vortex Phoenix does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
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