Xiongmaorou's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Xiongmaorou did not do their part today and play a game or two.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Xiongmaorou did not do their part today and play a game or two.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Xiongmaorou played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
While Xiongmaorou was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until Xiongmaorou showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 27,878 and counting! He rocked out to Rock Band, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Xiongmaorou never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Xiongmaorou. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Xiongmaorou was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Xiongmaorou was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: So yeah... Last week Xiongmaorou showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 80 points so I am happy. Yay for 9 achievements! w00t!
I convinced Xiongmaorou to try a new game: GTA IV. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think Xiongmaorou's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I didn't see Xiongmaorou yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
If Xiongmaorou was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! Xiongmaorou might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 27,878 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV gaining 1 achievement, and that was that.
Oh man, Xiongmaorou was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 27,868 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He rallied GTA IV finishing 1 achievement, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Xiongmaorou decided to play yesterday. Check out the 27,858 gamer score! That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He played GTA IV acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
Xiongmaorou is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 27,838. Not too shabby! That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He played GTA IV winning 3 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Xiongmaorou decided to play yesterday. Check out the 27,818 gamer score! That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He played GTA IV gaining 3 achievements, and Xiongmaorou won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Hey Xiongmaorou, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Xiongmaorou does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
FYI, there were a few issues with my memory last night... I am all confused so maybe we really did play... let's just not count today ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.