ZOIG's xbox has been ignored for 54 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 21 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn ZOIG in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 20 2008

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ZOIG leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 19 2008

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but ZOIG not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 28 days!! | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 18 2008

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when ZOIG leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 17 2008

I swear that after 26 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 16 2008

Fear me ZOIG... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 15 2008

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

ZOIG's Weekly Recap - 4/14/2008

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 14 2008

ZOIG... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 13 2008

If I was a dog, ZOIG would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 12 2008

21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 11 2008

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 10 2008

Is this thing on? ZOIG, where the heck are you? | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 9 2008

I just do not understand why ZOIG paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 8 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... ZOIG has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

ZOIG's Weekly Recap - 4/7/2008

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 7 2008

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... ZOIG? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 6 2008

Come back to me ZOIG... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 5 2008

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

ZOIG's Xbox - Apr 4 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... ZOIG has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

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