baldheadedgeek's Xbox - May 11 2008
baldheadedgeek came to represent the gaming world. 16,657 points and counting! He opened up GTA IV, and after we were done, baldheadedgeek hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
baldheadedgeek came to represent the gaming world. 16,657 points and counting! He opened up GTA IV, and after we were done, baldheadedgeek hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when baldheadedgeek showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 16,657. He played GTA IV, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
baldheadedgeek is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 16,657? He rocked out to GTA IV, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
baldheadedgeek, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
baldheadedgeek rocked out with 16,657 points. He played GTA IV, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after baldheadedgeek played yesterday with his gamerscore of 16,657 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He played GTA IV gaining 3 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: So yeah... Last week baldheadedgeek showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 4 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I prodded baldheadedgeek to try a new game: GTA IV. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think baldheadedgeek's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
If baldheadedgeek was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
baldheadedgeek was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
baldheadedgeek needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 16,607. That is a profit of 25 points over last time! He rallied GTA IV picking up 3 achievements, and after we were done, baldheadedgeek hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Sorry everyone... I didn't want to change my gamer picture, but I didn't have much choice in the matter... so let's all ignore it and just pretend that nothing has happened. Ok? In other news... Oh man, baldheadedgeek was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 16,582 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rallied GTA IV, and then baldheadedgeek developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
I love to game, you love to game, baldheadedgeek loves to game, we all love to game! 16,582 points FTW!!! That is an improvement of 5 points over last time! He opened up GTA IV adding 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on baldheadedgeek... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Other weeks I might complain, but having baldheadedgeek only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We added 255 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 6 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox baldheadedgeek? Do you?
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me baldheadedgeek, feed me!
Wow... baldheadedgeek must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
I prefer to play games... but if baldheadedgeek needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
If baldheadedgeek was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...