I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Other weeks I might complain, but having boslooper517 only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
If I was a dog, boslooper517 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
If I was a dog, boslooper517 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all boslooper517 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I just do not understand why boslooper517 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Come back to me boslooper517... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me boslooper517, feed me!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet boslooper517 is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Hey boslooper517, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
If boslooper517 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Hey boslooper517, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out...
boslooper517 would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
I have a feeling boslooper517 went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
I didn't see boslooper517 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week boslooper517 showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 120 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 5 achievements were worth it I guess!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week boslooper517 and I only tried one of them: Chromehounds. Also, according to the records, boslooper517's favorite game last week was Chromehounds. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like boslooper517 to do something like that.
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