Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on dotKenneth... 6 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 5 days of wanting infact...
If dotKenneth doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: dotKenneth playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
I was feeling a little bored last week and told dotKenneth to try a new game: Castle Crashers. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right dotKenneth? Back me up!
dotKenneth must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like dotKenneth to do something like that.
I tried to send dotKenneth an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when dotKenneth turned me on yesterday. 11,905 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He rallied Castle Crashers, and then dotKenneth developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that dotKenneth isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I have come to realize that dotKenneth has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought dotKenneth might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Hey dotKenneth, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Here I sit broken hearted... dotKenneth has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
If I was a dog, dotKenneth would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I only have one request... If dotKenneth isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. dotKenneth is the only one that can give me what I need!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all dotKenneth does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
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