elchux's Xbox - Sep 6 2008
Fear me elchux... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Fear me elchux... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Is this thing on? elchux, where the heck are you?
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
A little news flash for elchux: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
I only have one request... If elchux isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 10 days of wanting infact...
9 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope elchux doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with elchux, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey elchux, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
It has been 6 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see elchux out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...
If elchux doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Time sure doesn't fly when elchux blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that elchux showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 20 points so I am happy.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Wow... elchux must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
I tried to send elchux an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
I prefer to play games... but if elchux needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with elchux yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day...
elchux hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 15,986.He rallied FIFA 08, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with elchux yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 15986 did go up. That means somehow we gained 20 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes...