gl0r1x's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: gl0r1x only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I only have one request... If gl0r1x isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
Where is gl0r1x at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me gl0r1x, feed me!
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey gl0r1x, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox gl0r1x? Do you?
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 7 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet gl0r1x is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. gl0r1x needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for gl0r1x. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
If I was gl0r1x, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
gl0r1x was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
gl0r1x was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since gl0r1x did not do their part today and play a game or two.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I told gl0r1x that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 20 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 3 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was Guitar Hero III. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Also, according to the records, gl0r1x's favorite game last week was Guitar Hero III. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
gl0r1x held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 1,990 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He played Guitar Hero III picking up 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
gl0r1x really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 1,985. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He rallied Guitar Hero III finishing 1 achievement, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.