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hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all hapacheese does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

Oh I almost forgot to mention that hapacheese has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #13929'. Go check it out and follow along. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that hapacheese isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

hapacheese's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: For the record, it is better to have hapacheese play one day than to have never played last week at all. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 18 2008

I just do not understand why hapacheese paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.

hapacheese also wrapped up a gamerscore challenge today. Remember? Despite 5 days and nights of gaming goodness though, we couldn't take the lead and ended up finishing at number 4. We may have lost, but we're no quitters. Nothing is over until we say it is! We're going to dust off that controller, hold our head high and get our game on! We're marching right into another challenge and this time, we'll be taking home the gold! At least I think that is the plan... | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 17 2008

Here I sit broken hearted... hapacheese has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.

I always like to end with a little bit about hapacheese and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 4 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Out of everyone, hapacheese is holding on to the number 4 spot. We've only got one day left. Let's cancel everything on our schedule from school to work to sleep (haven't been following what hapacheese does these days) and win this challenge! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 16 2008

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...

I also want to mention/remind you that hapacheese is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Follow every up and down over here. 4 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 4 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently hapacheese is holding the number 4 spot in the group... decent. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 15 2008

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!!

I also want to mention/remind you that hapacheese is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. 4 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! hapacheese has the number 4 spot... With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 14 2008

Did you see hapacheese yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?

Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! There are 4 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Out of all those people, hapacheese is currently parked at number 3. And while we have 4 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 13 2008

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...

Oh also... hapacheese has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #13583'. Go talk some trash. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 12 2008

hapacheese would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

hapacheese's Weekly Recap - Aug 11 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 11 2008

I have a feeling hapacheese went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.

Hey, remember that challenge I was talking about a few days ago? The one called 'Auto Challenge - #13241'? It came to a close today. We scraped and clawed our way through a bunch of achievements, but fell shy of the lead, landing at number 4. So yeah... maybe we can get them next time... maybe we need to try a challenge with easier people... the 4 gamers in this last challenge were too good. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 10 2008

5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope hapacheese doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!

Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that hapacheese is competing in is on day 4 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of all those people, hapacheese is currently parked at number 4. A great man once said 'Don't call it a comeback!' Though, I suppose you might call it a comeback considering there is only one day left to pull this out! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 9 2008

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what hapacheese is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!

Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of all those people, hapacheese is currently parked at number 4. And while we have 2 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 8 2008

I tried to send hapacheese an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...

And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Check out the progress right now! If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 4 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of all those people, hapacheese is currently parked at number 4. However there are still 3 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 7 2008

hapacheese was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.

I always like to end with a little bit about hapacheese and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 4 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. Out of all those people, hapacheese is currently parked at number 4. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 4 days... insert game... push buttons... get points. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 6 2008

hapacheese was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.

Oh also... hapacheese has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #13241'. Go talk some trash. | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 5 2008

hapacheese, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

hapacheese's Weekly Recap - Aug 4 2008

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: So yeah... Last week hapacheese showed up 2 days total and logged some serious gaming. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

hapacheese's Xbox - Aug 4 2008

hapacheese rocked out with 9,171 points. He played Rock Band, and then nothing... nothing at all...

hapacheese also wrapped up a gamerscore challenge today. Remember? hapacheese didn't manage to get enough points to win... we had to settle for a comfortable spot at number 2. So yeah... maybe we can get them next time... maybe we need to try a challenge with easier people... the 4 gamers in this last challenge were too good. | permalink

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