Hello Tiffy's Xbox - May 24 2008
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
I have now endured 29 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Hello Tiffy does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Hello Tiffy doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Other weeks I might complain, but having Hello Tiffy only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Hello Tiffy is the only one that can give me what I need!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Hello Tiffy does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
FYI, there were a few issues with my memory last night... I ran out of space... too much old junk up in there... so it made me all confused... we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I waited all day for Hello Tiffy to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Hello Tiffy digs on that!
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Hello Tiffy digs on that!
If you would have told me that Hello Tiffy would go 18 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Hello Tiffy leaves me cold... and alone...
If I was a dog, Hello Tiffy would never have neglected me like she did yesterday...
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Hello Tiffy digs on that!
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my negliect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.