Illum1na's Xbox - Sep 4 2008
I have a feeling Illum1na went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! 4 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Illum1na has the number 4 spot... However there are still 4 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
Illum1na's Xbox - Sep 3 2008
I prefer to play games... but if Illum1na needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Oh also... Illum1na has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #14885'. Go talk some trash.
Illum1na's Xbox - Sep 2 2008
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Illum1na said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Illum1na's Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2008
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Illum1na showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! I feel like i'm bragging when I say our score climbed 770 points last week... insanity! I guess that is what completing 34 achievements can do!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Illum1na and I only tried one of them: Asterix Olympic Games. Also, I think Illum1na's favorite game last week was Asterix Olympic Games. He played it on 5 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Illum1na's Xbox - Sep 1 2008
Illum1na was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 31 2008
Illum1na didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 30 2008
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Illum1na turned me on yesterday. 74,267 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a boost of 320 points over last time! Welcome to 74,000!! He rallied Asterix Olympic Games acquiring an amazing 12 achievements, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from zombit74 and that 12,850 score... Make it happen Illum1na!!
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Illum1na still has that going on and stuff. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! 4 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Out of everyone, Illum1na is holding on to the number 2 spot. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 2 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Illum1na that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 73,947. That is a boost of 95 points over last time! He opened up Oblivion, Asterix Olympic Games gaining 3 achievements, and that was that.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... If you are curious, follow along over here. 4 other people are also involved... which is madness. Currently Illum1na is holding the number 2 spot in the group... decent. With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 28 2008
Illum1na must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 73,852 gamerscore. That is a profit of 120 points over last time! He opened up Oblivion, Asterix Olympic Games gaining an amazing 8 achievements, and then Illum1na had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Illum1na still has that going on and stuff. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. If I was you, I'd subscribe to the trash talk RSS feed for this one - 4 other competitors are battling with their skills and egos. Out of all those people, Illum1na is currently parked at number 2. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 4 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
I thought Illum1na just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 73,732, I should have known that was the case. That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He rallied Oblivion, Asterix Olympic Games acquiring 2 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Oh I almost forgot to mention that Illum1na has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'Auto Challenge - #14527'. Go check it out and follow along.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
I saw Illum1na walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 73,672 points and climbing. That is a profit of 175 points over last time! He opened up BF: Bad Company, Beautiful Katamari winning 1 achievement, Prince Caspian gaining 1 achievement to conquer the game, Asterix Olympic Games gaining an amazing 7 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Illum1na's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I told Illum1na that 3 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 230 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 12 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, I think we can all agree that Illum1na's favorite game last week was Rock Band. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
Illum1na was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
This really sucks because it gives mightymango a shot at widening the gap. We are still 25,210 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play.
Illum1na also wrapped up a gamerscore challenge today. Remember? Unfortunately, we came up short, ending up in the number 4 spot. So yeah... maybe we can get them next time... maybe we need to try a challenge with easier people... the 4 gamers in this last challenge were too good.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
Illum1na didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. Let me link you to the daily updates and trash talking. There are 4 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Illum1na has the number 4 spot... So many achievements... so little time. No, seriously. We only have a day left to win this challenge. Let's go!
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
Good thing I have access to Illum1na's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Illum1na still has that going on and stuff. Check out the progress right now! There are 4 other people involved. I didn't know Illum1na even knew that many people. Out of everyone, Illum1na is holding on to the number 4 spot. However there are still 2 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. Our streak is dead. I know playing 17 days in a row didn't mean much to Illum1na, but it meant a lot to me.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. There are 4 other people involved. I didn't know Illum1na even knew that many people. Illum1na has the number 4 spot... But, there are still 3 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Illum1na was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 73,497 points. That is a boost of 155 points over last time! He played BF: Bad Company acquiring an amazing 8 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... Illum1na still has that going on and stuff. If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 4 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Out of all those people, Illum1na is currently parked at number 3. And while we have 4 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
Like I always tell Illum1na, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 73,342 points and on the rise. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Rock Band, GRID, BF: Bad Company finishing 3 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from XI Damo IX and that 69,742 score... Make it happen Illum1na!!
Also, Illum1na went and accepted a gamerscore challenge, so I'm stocking up on coffee for the overtime I'll be working over the coming days. Check it out... the challenge is called 'Auto Challenge - #14168'.
Illum1na's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
I told Illum1na 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 73,292. That is a boost of 25 points over last time! He played Rock Band, GRID acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Illum1na's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Illum1na played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! Our gamerscore saw a 195 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 11 achievements can do!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Illum1na and I only tried one of them: NEW RALLY-X. Also, according to the records, Illum1na's favorite game last week was Prince Caspian. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
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