imSuck's Xbox - Aug 8 2008
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but imSuck not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 30 days!!
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but imSuck not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 30 days!!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how imSuck digs on that!
I only have one request... If imSuck isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Is this thing on? imSuck, where the heck are you?
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I swear that after 26 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Is this thing on? imSuck, where the heck are you?
Fear me imSuck... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Where is imSuck at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how imSuck digs on that!
imSuck... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
I have come to realize that imSuck has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Hey imSuck, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
I just do not understand why imSuck paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
imSuck... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all imSuck does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn imSuck in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... imSuck? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!