Jasarien's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Other weeks I might complain, but having Jasarien only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Jasarien in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I just do not understand why Jasarien paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
I have now endured 20 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Jasarien doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Jasarien might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Jasarien... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Here I sit broken hearted... Jasarien has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
If you would have told me that Jasarien would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Jasarien digs on that!
Fear me Jasarien... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Jasarien... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Jasarien not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
It has been 10 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see Jasarien out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks...