jgaylord's Xbox 360 can blog

jgaylord's xbox has been ignored for 98 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 20 2008

30 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 19 2008

Is this thing on? jgaylord, where the heck are you? | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 18 2008

jgaylord doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 17 2008

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but jgaylord not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 27 days!! | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 16 2008

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but jgaylord not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 26 days!! | permalink

jgaylord's Weekly Recap - Sep 15 2008

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... jgaylord stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 15 2008

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 14 2008

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that jgaylord isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 13 2008

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... jgaylord? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 12 2008

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn jgaylord in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 11 2008

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 10 2008

I just do not understand why jgaylord paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 9 2008

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

jgaylord's Weekly Recap - Sep 8 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Other weeks I might complain, but having jgaylord only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... No increase in gamerscore... but that really isn't important.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 8 2008

I swear that after 18 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 7 2008

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but jgaylord not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 17 days!! | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 6 2008

Fear me jgaylord... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 5 2008

I waited all day for jgaylord to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 4 2008

jgaylord doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

jgaylord's Xbox - Sep 3 2008

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

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