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mattglynn's Xbox - Dec 4 2008

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with mattglynn yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Dec 3 2008

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Dec 2 2008

Yesterday, mattglynn decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

mattglynn's Weekly Recap - Dec 1 2008

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that mattglynn showed up to game 4 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 60 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 4 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that mattglynn's favorite game last week was PES 2009. He played it on 2 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Dec 1 2008

mattglynn must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 45,282 gamerscore. He rallied PES 2009, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 30 2008

mattglynn came to represent the gaming world. 45,282 points and counting! That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on PES 2009 picking up 4 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 29 2008

My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with mattglynn but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 45222 but now it is 45232 which means that somehow 10 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 28 2008

Yesterday, mattglynn decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 27 2008

While mattglynn was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 26 2008

Good thing I have access to mattglynn's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 25 2008

If mattglynn was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

mattglynn's Weekly Recap - Nov 24 2008

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: So yeah... Last week mattglynn showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 100 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 24 2008

mattglynn is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 45,222? That is an increase of 100 points over last time! He rallied FIFA 09 adding 2 achievements, Bomberman LIVE, and oh... don't tell mattglynn this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 23 2008

mattglynn would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 22 2008

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about mattglynn in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 20 2008

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 19 2008

Having a new gamer picture is like eating out at a new restaurant... you go in and everything is different and... ok that really makes no sense... bad comparison... never mind. In gaming related news... Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.

FYI, during my off hours, I was partying it up over Xbox live... I was having so much fun, I forgot what else happened yesterday... so we will simply ignore what happened today, ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 18 2008

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

mattglynn's Weekly Recap - Nov 17 2008

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. mattglynn and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

mattglynn's Xbox - Nov 17 2008

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. mattglynn needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

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