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noocyte's Xbox - Sep 4 2008

Yesterday, noocyte decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Sep 3 2008

I didn't see noocyte yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Sep 2 2008

noocyte must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 1,420 gamerscore. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He rallied Civilization Revolut'n picking up 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink

noocyte's Weekly Recap - Sep 1 2008

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to noocyte for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore jumped 60 points which was nice. Getting 3 achievements has that effect. Oh, and from what I remember, noocyte's favorite game last week was Civilization Revolut'n. He played it on 3 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Sep 1 2008

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with noocyte. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 1,405. He played Civilization Revolut'n, and then noocyte went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 31 2008

If I was noocyte, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 30 2008

noocyte was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 29 2008

noocyte held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 1,405 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He opened up Civilization Revolut'n finishing 3 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 28 2008

Strange enough, I don't remember playing any games with noocyte yesterday... but our gamerscore which now stands at 1390 did go up. That means somehow we gained 45 points. Oh well... maybe I overheated and lost my short term memory. So it goes... | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 27 2008

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but noocyte was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 1,345 points. He played Civilization Revolut'n, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 26 2008

If you would have told me that noocyte would go 20 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

noocyte's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 25 2008

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. noocyte is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 24 2008

Come back to me noocyte... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 23 2008

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 22 2008

Fear me noocyte... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 21 2008

I have come to realize that noocyte has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 20 2008

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

noocyte's Xbox - Aug 19 2008

Where is noocyte at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

noocyte's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Other weeks I might complain, but having noocyte only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

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