patches4711's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
patches4711 needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 104,076. That is an improvement of 30 points over last time! He played Unreal Tournament® 3, TigerWoodsPGATOUR® 09 winning 2 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! 4 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 4 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Out of all those people, patches4711 is currently parked at number 3. But, there are still 3 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 28 2008
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 104,046? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! patches4711 is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a boost of 85 points over last time! That puts us above 104,000 points! He rocked out to Unreal Tournament® 3, Fable® II Pub Games, TigerWoodsPGATOUR® 09 gaining an amazing 6 achievements, and then patches4711 went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. In the now-you-know department, I really thought that gaming 130 days in a row would hurt... but it actually felt good... it felt warm... like butter straight out of the microwave.
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. 4 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 4 players X 5 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently patches4711 is hanging on to the number 3 spot. However there are still 4 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 27 2008
I heard someone tell patches4711 to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 103,961 points. That is a gain of 170 points over last time! He rocked out to Unreal Tournament® 3, BF: Bad Company acquiring 1 achievement, Too Human acquiring 3 achievements, TigerWoodsPGATOUR® 09 adding 3 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Also, patches4711 went and accepted a gamerscore challenge, so I'm stocking up on coffee for the overtime I'll be working over the coming days. Check it out... the challenge is called 'Auto Challenge - #14533'.
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 26 2008
patches4711 must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 103,791 gamerscore. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to Unreal Tournament® 3, Fable® II Pub Games, BF: Bad Company, Beijing 2008 gaining 1 achievement, and then patches4711 had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
patches4711's Weekly Recap - Aug 25 2008
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week patches4711 and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 450 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 25 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
For the record, we played 3 new games over the last week. They were Beijing 2008, Galaga Legions, and Too Human. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Oh, and patches4711 must have been in the mood to shoot things last week. We played some serious FPS! Unreal Tournament® 3 was the favorite game. He played it on 7 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 25 2008
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get patches4711's gaming on! Gamer score is 103,776. That is a profit of 305 points over last time! He opened up The Club acquiring 2 achievements to finish the game, Spider-Man™: FoF winning 1 achievement to conquer the game, Unreal Tournament® 3 winning 2 achievements, BF: Bad Company, Too Human finishing 5 achievements, Beijing 2008 winning 3 achievements, Fable® II Pub Games acquiring 2 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Also, remember the challenge that patches4711 was participating in? It has wrapped up. Unfortunately, we came up short, ending up in the number 3 spot. That's ok though... at least playing against the other 4 gamers was enough incentive to get more points! I like points.
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 24 2008
patches4711 hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 103,471.That is a boost of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on BF: Bad Company, Beijing 2008 acquiring 1 achievement, The Club, Unreal Tournament® 3 finishing 2 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that patches4711 is competing in? If you want to see how good I'm doing, check it out! There are 4 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Out of all those people, patches4711 is currently parked at number 5. We've only got one day left. Let's cancel everything on our schedule from school to work to sleep (haven't been following what patches4711 does these days) and win this challenge!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 23 2008
patches4711 decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 103,426 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Fable® II Pub Games, Unreal Tournament® 3, Galaga Legions, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
I always like to end with a little bit about patches4711 and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Here is the link: check it. There are 4 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. Out of everyone, patches4711 is holding on to the number 4 spot. With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 22 2008
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when patches4711 showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 103,426. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He opened up Unreal Tournament® 3, The Club, Too Human gaining 3 achievements, Fable® II Pub Games gaining 1 achievement, and then patches4711 had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... patches4711 still has that going on and stuff. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 4 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Currently patches4711 is hanging on to the number 4 spot. We just have to keep plugging away at it for these next 3 days... insert game... push buttons... get points.
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 21 2008
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but patches4711 was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 103,396 points. He rallied Unreal Tournament® 3, Too Human, BF: Bad Company, and patches4711 won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
I also want to mention/remind you that patches4711 is participating in a pretty slamming gamerscore challenge. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! 4 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Out of everyone, patches4711 is holding on to the number 4 spot. But, there are still 4 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 20 2008
patches4711 really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 103,396. He opened up Unreal Tournament® 3, BF: Bad Company, The Club, Fable® II Pub Games, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck?
Also, I fully expect to become one happy 360 as patches4711 is set to begin a gamerscore challenge aptly titled 'Auto Challenge - #14175' today.
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 19 2008
patches4711 seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 103,396 . That is a boost of 70 points over last time! He opened up Unreal Tournament® 3, BF: Bad Company acquiring 1 achievement, Fable® II Pub Games winning 1 achievement, The Club picking up 1 achievement, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
patches4711's Weekly Recap - Aug 18 2008
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to patches4711 throwing down with the games. We added 115 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 7 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
I was also pretty happy about the 2 new games this last week. They were (in no particular order) Braid, and Fable® II Pub Games. I liked them. I think patches4711 did too. Oh, and from what I remember, patches4711's favorite game last week was Unreal Tournament® 3. He played it on 7 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 18 2008
When patches4711 was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 103,326. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Unreal Tournament® 3, Fable® II Pub Games acquiring 2 achievements, Braid, BF: Bad Company, The Club, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready? FREAKIN' 120 DAYS OF GAMING IN A ROW OMG!
Oh also, It's all over man! ALL OVER! The gamerscore challenge called 'Auto Challenge - #13824' is through after an intense 5 days. Despite 5 days and nights of gaming goodness though, we couldn't take the lead and ended up finishing at number 5. That's ok though... at least I got into some group-action against 4 other gamers... giggidy...
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 17 2008
Oh man, patches4711 was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 103,296 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He made some progress on Unreal Tournament® 3, Fable® II Pub Games, Guitar Hero: Aerosmith, and after we were done, patches4711 hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Oh BTW, did you know that patches4711 is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Here is the link: check it. 4 other competitors are racking up achievements and powering up their gamerscores, hoping to secure a victory! Currently patches4711 is hanging on to the number 5 spot. So many achievements... so little time. No, seriously. We only have a day left to win this challenge. Let's go!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 16 2008
patches4711 held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 103,296 is lighting the way. He made some progress on Unreal Tournament® 3, and patches4711 won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that patches4711 is competing in? There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. 4 other people are also involved... which is madness. patches4711 has the number 5 spot... But, there are still 2 long days left! We need to keep heading for the top!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 15 2008
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 103,296? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! patches4711 is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on Unreal Tournament® 3, BF: Bad Company, The Club, and then patches4711 developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Did I mention the gamerscore challenge that patches4711 is competing in? There's so much action in this one, you may pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!111! Witness the spectacle. There are 4 other people in the chase as well... so it's pretty cool. patches4711 has the number 5 spot... And while we have 3 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 14 2008
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! patches4711 might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 103,296 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an improvement of 20 points over last time! He made some progress on Unreal Tournament® 3 acquiring 1 achievement, BF: Bad Company, and after that, called it a day.
Oh BTW, did you know that patches4711 is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Follow every up and down over here. There are 4 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Out of everyone, patches4711 is holding on to the number 3 spot. With 4 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 13 2008
I saw patches4711 walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 103,276 points and climbing. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He played BF: Bad Company, Unreal Tournament® 3 adding 1 achievement, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Also, patches4711 went and accepted a gamerscore challenge, so I'm stocking up on coffee for the overtime I'll be working over the coming days. Check it out... the challenge is called 'Auto Challenge - #13824'.
patches4711's Xbox - Aug 12 2008
patches4711 must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 103,256 gamerscore. That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He made some progress on BF: Bad Company gaining 1 achievement, The Club, Unreal Tournament® 3 finishing 2 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
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