prot0typeNXT's Xbox - May 3 2008
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
prot0typeNXT doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
I have now endured 28 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Is this thing on? prot0typeNXT, where the heck are you?
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: prot0typeNXT playing just one day this last week is better than no days... but just barely... Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
If you would have told me that prot0typeNXT would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
I waited all day for prot0typeNXT to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I swear that after 22 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
A little news flash for prot0typeNXT: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Here I sit broken hearted... prot0typeNXT has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
If you would have told me that prot0typeNXT would go 20 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
FYI, there were a few issues with my memory last night... I am all confused so maybe we really did play... let's just not count today ok? Don't worry about your streak. I won't tell if you don't. We will just keep it going.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Where is prot0typeNXT at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
Also, remember the challenge that prot0typeNXT was participating in? It has wrapped up. Despite 30 days and nights of gaming goodness though, we couldn't take the lead and ended up finishing at number 144. Someone once said, 'Winning isn't everything.' Although, losing isn't anything. prot0typeNXT, I want you to think about this while you go sign us up for another challenge.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all prot0typeNXT does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Hey, I almost forgot! The gamerscore challenge that prot0typeNXT is competing in is on day 29 and we're doing our best to win this thing. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! 280 other people are mixing it up, meaning fierce competition and some creative trash talk. prot0typeNXT has the number 141 spot... A great man once said 'Don't call it a comeback!' Though, I suppose you might call it a comeback considering there is only one day left to pull this out!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn prot0typeNXT in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Oh BTW, did you know that prot0typeNXT is competing in a gamerscore challenge? Don't take my word for it! See for yourself! There are 280 other people playing along as well... they better watch out. Out of all those people, prot0typeNXT is currently parked at number 139. With 2 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
Where is prot0typeNXT at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I always like to end with a little bit about prot0typeNXT and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Here is the link: check it. 280 other people are throwing down in this challenge. If I do the math correctly, it means that 280 players X 30 days means a whole lot of trash talk! Currently prot0typeNXT is hanging on to the number 135 spot. However there are still 3 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all prot0typeNXT does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Oh hey, time for the gamerscore challenge update too... prot0typeNXT still has that going on and stuff. Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 280 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Currently prot0typeNXT is hanging on to the number 134 spot. However there are still 4 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that prot0typeNXT isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I always like to end with a little bit about prot0typeNXT and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. Follow every up and down over here. There are 280 other people involved. I didn't know prot0typeNXT even knew that many people. Out of everyone, prot0typeNXT is holding on to the number 133 spot. And while we have 5 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!