qsalazar's Xbox - Aug 29 2008
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
qsalazar showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 8,081. That is a gain of 10 points over last time! He rocked out to NINJA GAIDEN 2 gaining 1 achievement, Madden NFL 09, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Good thing I have access to qsalazar's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
I tried to send qsalazar an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that qsalazar showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 345 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 15 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, qsalazar's favorite game last week was Too Human. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 8,071? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! qsalazar is mine! All mine! No touchy! He rallied NINJA GAIDEN 2, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when qsalazar turned me on yesterday. 8,071 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a profit of 10 points over last time! He rallied Soulcalibur IV winning 3 achievements, Tomb Raider: Anniv., as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
I love to game, you love to game, qsalazar loves to game, we all love to game! 8,061 points FTW!!! That is a boost of 275 points over last time! That puts us above 8,000 points! He made some progress on Too Human adding an amazing 6 achievements, Madden NFL 09 finishing 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of my great blade navigation interface!
qsalazar was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after qsalazar played yesterday with his gamerscore of 7,786 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a boost of 35 points over last time! He rocked out to Too Human finishing 2 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
I saw qsalazar walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 7,751 points and climbing. He rallied Too Human, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when qsalazar showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 7,751. That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He opened up Soulcalibur IV adding 3 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that qsalazar showed up to game 5 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! This wasn't just low-key gaming either... our score bounced 680 freakin' points! Can you believe it? In one week? YES! Getting 20 achievements has that effect.
If I had a DOLLAR for every new game I played during the week, I would have 3 bucks! w00t! I can now add Madden NFL 09, Soulcalibur IV, and Too Human to my collection... unless they were rentals or demos or betas. I couldn't tell. Oh, and qsalazar seems obsessed with first-person shooters lately... You can tell because Halo 3 was the favorite last week. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
qsalazar really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 7,726. That is a profit of 135 points over last time! He made some progress on Too Human gaining 5 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
qsalazar needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 7,591. That is a boost of 460 points over last time! He rocked out to Halo 3 acquiring 5 achievements, Too Human adding an amazing 7 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
If qsalazar was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
qsalazar decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 7,131 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an increase of 85 points over last time! He made some progress on Madden NFL 09 acquiring 3 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when qsalazar turned me on yesterday. 7,046 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! He played Soulcalibur IV, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 7,046? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! qsalazar is mine! All mine! No touchy! He made some progress on Halo 3, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like qsalazar to do something like that.