roclar's Xbox - May 11 2008
roclar was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
roclar was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please.
Yesterday, roclar decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
roclar must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
roclar decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 9,645 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an increase of 50 points over last time! He opened up Gears of War picking up 3 achievements, and I thought roclar injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Did you see roclar yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with roclar, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... roclar stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
Time sure doesn't fly when roclar blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... roclar never showed up to game. That makes 4 days!
roclar, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like roclar to do something like that.
Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that roclar showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Ready for this? Last week saw an increase of 1080 points! My eye almost bleeds looking at a number that large! Getting 18 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week roclar and I only tried one of them: Spider-Manâ„¢: FoF. Oh, and from what I remember, roclar's favorite game last week was Spider-Manâ„¢: FoF. He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Yesterday was one of those times roclar mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
roclar had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 9,595 points. That is a gain of 325 points over last time! He made some progress on Spider-Manâ„¢: FoF adding 3 achievements to defeat the game, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
My power supply almost exploded! roclar turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 9,270 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 675 points over last time! That puts us above 9,000 points! He played Spider-Manâ„¢: FoF winning an amazing 9 achievements, and then roclar developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when roclar turned me on yesterday. 8,595 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an improvement of 70 points over last time! He opened up Assault Heroes adding 2 achievements, Undertow finishing 3 achievements, Aegis Wing, and then roclar went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.