Roncore's Xbox - May 15 2008
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Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Roncore needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Roncore only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore saw a 5 point boost which is good.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
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When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Roncore to do something like that.
Wow... Roncore must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
If Roncore was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Roncore was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Roncore that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 19,318. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He made some progress on GTA IV, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Roncore, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Roncore showed up to game 3 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 165 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 10 achievements were worth it I guess!
For the record, we only played one new game this last week. It was GTA IV. I was hoping for a few more, but I guess not everyone is made out of money! Oh, and I want to mention that Roncore's favorite game last week was a serious FPS title... Call of Duty 4 in fact... He played it on 2 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
Roncore was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Roncore didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Roncore must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Some people change their gamer picture too often... some people change it too little... Mine changes just about right! Check it! Sweetness in full effect! In gaming related news... Roncore is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 19,313. Not too shabby! That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He played GTA IV gaining 2 achievements, Call of Duty 4 gaining 1 achievement, GALAGA, Catan, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
My power supply almost exploded! Roncore turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 19,253 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 80 points over last time! He opened up Scene It? LCA winning 2 achievements, Saints Row, GTA IV acquiring 4 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Roncore showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 19,173. That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He made some progress on Call of Duty 4, Gears of War, Catan, Super Contra, Forza Motorsport 2, Scene It? LCA adding 1 achievement, and after that, called it a day.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If Roncore plays 3 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore jumped 20 points which was nice. Getting 1 achievement has that effect. Also, I think Roncore's favorite game last week was LEGO Star Wars: TCS. He played it on 2 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.