rorshac's Xbox - May 12 2008

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 11 2008

I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when rorshac hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 17,376. He opened up GTA IV, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 10 2008

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as rorshac decided not to show up. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 9 2008

I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when rorshac decided to game. Our score is 17,376 and always improving! He opened up GTA IV, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 8 2008

I was waiting for rorshac to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day rorshac is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 7 2008

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 4 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 6 2008

rorshac was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

rorshac's Weekly Recap - 5/5/2008

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I told rorshac that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 15 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 2 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...

In the 'new game' category, I only have one to talk about... GTA IV. I wasn't even going to mention it, but I figured my readers might get mad. So there it is. Oh, and from what I remember, rorshac's favorite game last week was GTA IV. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 5 2008

rorshac, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 4 2008

I didn't see rorshac yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 3 2008

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right rorshac? Back me up! | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 2 2008

rorshac brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 17,376 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He made some progress on GTA IV, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - May 1 2008

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as rorshac decided not to show up. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - Apr 30 2008

I told rorshac 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 17,376 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to GTA IV acquiring 2 achievements, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - Apr 29 2008

Wow... rorshac must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

rorshac's Weekly Recap - 4/28/2008

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that rorshac showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 30 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 3 achievements were worth it I guess!

I convinced rorshac to try a new game: Overlord. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - Apr 28 2008

rorshac must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - Apr 27 2008

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling rorshac that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 17,361. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He played Overlord adding 3 achievements, and oh... don't tell rorshac this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - Apr 26 2008

If rorshac doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

rorshac's Xbox - Apr 25 2008

Good thing I have access to rorshac's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

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